http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0_nuvPKIi8

En god latter forlenger livet. – Sitat ukjent

Med denne posten vil jeg forhåpentligvis bidra til at du lever litt lengre – og det er jo en bra ting!

 byte me;
 long john_silver;
 char broiled;
 string vest;
 float valve;
 double jeopardy;
 struct by_lightning { ... };
 Object strongly;
 class warfare { ... };
 String cheese;
 Exception taken;
 Graphics ex; // XXX
 long walk(short pier) { } // from the MrBunny Java book
 int elligence;
 bool me_over;
 short circus;
 int eger; // ...completing what the designers of the language left out
 char acter;
 bool ean;
 void* bowels;
 class Brick implements Throwable { }
 class Marathon implements Runnable { }
 class Novel implements Serializable { }
 class Human implements Cloneable { }
 Fun(key) %% funky!
 public MyTestCase(String man) {
	super(man);
 }
 throw (fit | up | something);
 while (e_coyote) {

Og har du noensinne prøvd å skrive ‘make love’ i terminalen på en *nix distro? Mange av dem har nemlig et artig tillegg i ‘makefile’.

love: /dev/null
       @echo not war?

Problem:  "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement."
Solution: "Almost replaced left inside main tire." 

Problem:  "Test flight OK, except autoland very rough."
Solution: "Autoland not installed on this aircraft."

Problem #1:  "#2 Propeller seeping prop fluid."
Solution #1: "#2 Propeller seepage normal."
Problem #2:  "#1, #3, and #4 propellers lack normal seepage."

Problem:    "The autopilot doesn't."
Signed off: "IT DOES NOW."

Problem:  "Something loose in cockpit."
Solution: "Something tightened in cockpit."

Problem:  "Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear."
Solution: "Evidence removed."

Problem:  "DME volume unbelievably loud."
Solution: "Volume set to more believable level."

Problem:  "Dead bugs on windshield."
Solution: "Live bugs on order."

Problem:  "Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent."
Solution: "Cannot reproduce problem on ground."

Problem:  "IFF inoperative."
Solution: "IFF always inoperative in OFF mode."

Problem:  "Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick."
Solution: "That's what they're there for."

Problem:  "Number three engine missing."
Solution: "Engine found on right wing after brief search."

• “String literal too long (I let you have 512 characters, that’s 3 more than ANSI said I should)”
• “…And the lord said, `lo, there shall only be case or default labels inside a switch statement’”
• “a typedef name was a complete surprise to me at this point in your program”
• “`Volatile’ and `Register’ are not miscible”
• “This struct already has a perfectly good definition”
• “Only one parameter per register please “
• “type in (cast) must be scalar; ANSI 3.3.4; page 39, lines 10-11 (I know you don’t care, I’m just trying to annoy you)”
• “This array has no size, and that’s bad”
• “Huh ?”
• “can’t go mucking with a `void *’”
• “we already did this function”
• “The target of this goto is a label in a block that has an automatic variable with an initializer”
• “This label is the target of a goto from outside of the block containing this label AND this block has an automatic variable with an initializer AND your window wasn’t wide enough to read this whole error message”
• “Call me paranoid but finding `/*’ inside this comment makes me suspicious”
• “This function has an explicit return type and deserves a return value”
• “You are comparing two structures that have holes in them”
• “Too many errors on one line (make fewer)”
• “Symbol table full – fatal heap error; please go buy a RAM upgrade from your local Apple dealer”
• “Trailing comma not permitted in enum definition. (This time I’m letting you off with a warning)”

// Since this file is loaded on every page, and since
// I want the following function on every page, I'm going to
// cheat and include it here even though it has nothing to
// do with the other things in this file.
// If you don't like it, bite me!

* Single bit errors are detected and corrected
* Double bit errors are detected
* Undetected errors are ignored

// Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

The library routine names in the Playstation apparently were translated phonetically from Japanese to English. So it had documentation referring to a “clit index” instead of a CLUT index (Color LookUp Table index).

Følgende kode ble i etterkant funnet

if (x == 1)
x = 1; // $$$$$$$$$

(Dette er selvsagt så man kan bruke det som et ‘breakpoint’ ved en senere anledning)

if (day = 1) or (day = 8) or (day = 15) or (day = 22) or (day = 29) then
weekday = "Monday"
elseif (day = 2) or (day = 9) or (day = 16) or (day = 23) or (day = 30) then
weekday = "Tuesday"
...

I forsøk på å lære han noe, fikk han spørsmål fra medprogrammerere om hans egen formening om koden han hadde skrevet. Han svarte ganske enkelt at han ville oppdatere koden hver måned.

For working with the system, it is recommended to use a multi-button mouse with two buttons.

The visible state should be understood as the state when an element is shown (displayed) on the screen and is not hidden (invisible).

[some long and messy code] # too drubnk to make this workkkkj. debugg latter.

p += 5;

…så skrev han:

for (int i = 0; i < 5; i++)
p++;

// Return a status block suitable for inclusion in the reply
// buffer to Control.  Note: this code sucks.

/* Project : XYZ (Please somebody shoot me!)
*
* File : $Id: defs.h,v 1.1 $
*
* Purpose : Create havoc rather than peace among many nations
*
* History : Back-ported changes that were not in CVS.  Please somebody,
*  shoot us and put us all out of our misery.
*/

// --------------------------------------------
// Ad Index scheming and plotting - Those with
//	heart conditions are advised to not continue

When the ON/OFF button is in the OFF position radio fails to operate.

The following code was written by .
Unless it doesn’t work, then I have no idea who wrote it.

I once wrote this error dialog after the users annoyed me: “USER ERROR: Replace user and press a key to continue”

public boolean isDirty() {
// why do you always go out and
return dirty;
}

// Do not change the following line.
SmplCInputCue1=gwfreq;
// You better not have changed it!

Mer artigheter finnes her, her og her!

Spillet heter Plants vs Zombies, er laget av PopCap, og finnes både til PC og Mac. Det koster noen slanter, rettere sagt  135 kroner, men er helt og holdent verdt hver øre!

Gameplayen minner endel om TD (Tower Defense) spill, som de aller, alle fleste har spilt i en eller annen form. Målet er altså å hinde zombiene å komme fra den ene siden av skjermen, til den andre, og det eneste hjelpemiddelet du har er planter (!) i forskjellige varianter og størrelser. Det enkleste er bare å titte på vidoen under, så vedder jeg på at du også får lyst å prøve!

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